Randy Hickey

It's not fun being blind. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Maybe he can't see that he's smiling. Am I smiling, Earl?

Joy Darville

I like you. If I could ever get used to staring at that thing on your face, we could hang out.

Earl Hickey

''As soon as I woke up, I realized that sleeping with Joy three days before her wedding was a huge mistake.