Dr. Spaceman

I have the results of your DNA Test. I am very serious about doctorppatient confidentiality, so I am gonna have to ask that all four of us keep this to ourselves.

Jack Donaghy

Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.

Tracy Jordan

LIKE it? I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Liz Lemon

I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.